There’s a Nip in the Air and My House is Full of Mutant Fucking Squash grayscale The Aberdeen Towel is a

The Aberdeen Towel is a white velour hand towel of 100% cotton with subtle white on white stripes

My third book of Subversive Cross Stitch in the same style format as the others with more information up front

and instructions

F Me and Fuck It

There’s a Nip in the Air and My House is Full of Mutant Fucking Squash grayscale The Aberdeen Towel is aA companion piece to our popular Gourd Season design, from the same hilarious article by Colin Nissan on McSweeney's. If you've never read it, please do. Design area size on 14 count material: 4. 14 x 6"; fits any of our 5 x 7 frames. Basic Kit includes material, thread, pattern and instructions. Deluxe Kit includes material, thread, pattern, instructions, two needles and a hoop.