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Have you ever seen a gorilla once he sets his eyes on a big bunch of bananas

a buckaroo like himself needs the right gear to keep himself from getting in serious trouble with the law

and they shoot ink everywhere—not exactly great qualities for a hat

but now she keeps both eyes open

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