Child Deluxe Mario Raccoon Costume Type_Plush Like what if poodle skirts

Like what if poodle skirts were brought to Earth by aliens who mistakenly thought that dogs were the dominant species on the planet

Besides running out of rum

Just pair it up with a pair of simple pants and a toy sword and you’ll be well on your way to conquering your enemies… or at least you might be able to conquer the costume contest at your next party

But don't be fooled by how realistic this costume looks

Child Deluxe Mario Raccoon Costume Type_Plush Like what if poodle skirtsTake it from us. Picking up leaves from outside do not turn you into some kind of tanuki human hybrid. We know, Super Mario Bros 3 would have you believing otherwise, but we spent a fair amount of time testing this theory and although we had a really cool leaf pile by the end of our experiment, we've concluded that leaves don't have any magical super powers. Of course, that could be kind of disappointing if your child had planned on sprouting a